|About the Book|
Housewives of Mars, Celebrity Plastic Surgeons Swapping, Celebrity Scrapbooking, and whatever else slithers onto the Reality Television screen, have you had enough yet? What have we done to deserve the march of the idiots paraded on our televisionMoreHousewives of Mars, Celebrity Plastic Surgeons Swapping, Celebrity Scrapbooking, and whatever else slithers onto the Reality Television screen, have you had enough yet? What have we done to deserve the march of the idiots paraded on our television screens every day? Yes, certainly there are more important issues for us to worry about and ponder. But just for a few moments, it is good to use the part of the brain that doesnt worry or ponder. Thats where this book comes in. Its short and doesnt require much from your brain at all!This book is for people who like books but dont always have the the time to read real books. Off the wall, out of the box, mind-altering, these are just a few of the descriptions that we have no idea what they mean or their relationship to this book but it just seemed like the right thing to say. Did we mention that its short?This encounter between author Rich Callahan and a well dressed, but apparently dangerous, stranger captures the essence of the story, the message that is Reality Television Must Die!:~“Of course, I don’t watch that drivel,- said Poop Snot (sorry, couldn’t resist). I just make money from it.” Pause for rubbing it in, “An ENORMOUS amount of money.”Wow, what emphasis. Now I felt humbled again, like the time that I asked that girl to dance and she took one look at me and said that she couldn’t because she was a lesbian. This was of course, AT THE EIGHTH GRADE DANCE! I spent years wondering why a girl couldn’t dance with me just because she was from Lebanon.~There you have it. Reality Television Must Die! You dont have to purchase this book, its a free country. In fact, the quality of your life may be enhanced if you choose to ignore this book. Or it could be the other way around, hard to say.Lets take a look at some of the reviews that have been pouring in for Reality Television Must Die:This is the best book you will ever read. The fast paced action will have you on the edge of your seat through every page. Even when you finish the story, you’ll want to start it all over again just to relive the thrills.Richard CallahanHey, you can’t write blurbs about you own book!Some guy looking over my shoulderYes, I can.Richard CallahanNo, you can’t!Some guy looking over my shoulder, with his face getting redder.Where’s it written that you can’t?Richard CallahanIt’s not written anywhere. It’s just unethical, misleading and stupid.Some red-faced guy looking over my shoulder, using words that are bigger than his brain.I don’t care, I … hey, give that back to me!Richard CallahanNo! You’ll give literature a bad name! Let go of my arm!Some guy who was looking over my shoulder, now holding my laptop with my blurbThat’s mine! Richard CallahanUgh! Ow! Let go!Both Richard Callahan and some guy looking over my shoulderApparently, there are some technical difficulties with the book reviews, well get back to you on that.